I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I looked at my own cervix.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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