Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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