I puked a lego.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
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I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
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You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I need to align my fucking chakras
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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