Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
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I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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