you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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