i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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