Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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