so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
You need Xanax blowdarts
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
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I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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