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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
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Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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