all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
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That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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