So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
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I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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