HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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