Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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