Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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