Porn is love you can see.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
you win again, gameday.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Randomize
