Jerry, you need to find god
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
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theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
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My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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