did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize