That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
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Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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