she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
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he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
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It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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