Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
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Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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