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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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