i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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