its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
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I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
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My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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