He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Randomize
