I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
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bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
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I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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