I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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