Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
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They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.