the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Randomize
