Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
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He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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