Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
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dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
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We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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