i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
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The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
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