I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
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Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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