Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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