He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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