Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
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Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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