Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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