Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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