And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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