She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
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Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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