I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
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He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
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fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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