everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
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