you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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