there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
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Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
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Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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