He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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