This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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