I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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