420 ftw
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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