where am i from again
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
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She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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