WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
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pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
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I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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