You're my little dorito
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
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It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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