I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
This is the high leading the old right now
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
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The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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