Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
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We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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