Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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