it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
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