i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
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PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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