We're like a lot better than the average bears
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
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Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
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Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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